Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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