You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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