I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Alive.
So much puke
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
