Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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