i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I intend to get homeless drunk
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
