your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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