It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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