my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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