take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
And then he peed in my hair
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