wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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