I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
