What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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