C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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