ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
you had me at cake vodka
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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