paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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