I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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