I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sorry about my life...
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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