I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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