Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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