I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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