OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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