Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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