As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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