btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So many bounce houses so little time
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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