Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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