I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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