I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
