R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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