Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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