No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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