I want to stick my p in your. b.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
