For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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