She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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