everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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