I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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