It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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