I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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