Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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