Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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