he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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