what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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