with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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