He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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