I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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