I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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