Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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