Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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