Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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