go do what you do best...puke behind churches
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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