Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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