Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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