I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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