Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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