I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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