i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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